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☆ anatomy 101
why i can't write porn
Emothy:
In ten years, when we're... in our thirties omg...
REMEMBER THAT TIME WE THOUGHT WE WERE ADULTS BUT WE WERE PLAYING WITH DRAGONS?
Zyn:
my 24 year old me was breeding dragons WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE HUH HUH......cry
we'd talk about how sexy ryon is and then breed dragons
Emothy:
lmao
Zyn:
when i was in my 20s i wrote kinky fics for a children's show
Emothy:
Ryon is really sexy though
Zyn:
he really is ;;;
unforgiveably sexy
Emothy:
YEAH BUT DID YOU THOUGH, YOU WRITE FLUFF.
Disgustingly sexy
Zyn:
painfully sexy
NO I'M A LOSER I WROTE FLUFF BEC I GET CONFUSED WITH BODY PARTS
AND GENITALS
Emothy:
HOW CAN YOU GET CONFUSED ZYN, YOU HAVE BODY PARTS FOR REFERENCE.
RYOTA'S ELBOW.
Zyn:
THAT'S DIFFERENT YOU WONT GO
AND HE RUBBED HIS ELBOW AGAINST JOE'S NIPPLES
RIGHT?
Emothy:
LMAO
omg choking dying
Zyn:
THIS IS WHY I DONT WRITE PORN OK
Emothy:
PLEASE DO I'D LOVE IT SO DEARLY
Zyn:
STOP LAUGHING :|
NO
AND NATURALLY JOE WOULD BE LIKE WTF?
AND THAT'S A BONER KILLER
Emothy:
OH EVERYTHING IS A BONER KILLER FOR JOE, HE'S SUCH AN ICE QUEEN
Zyn:
LMAO
MARV IT'S 1 IN THE MORNING LET'S STOP
MARV THERE'S NEWS ON THE TV LET'S STOP
MARV I HAVE A TOOTHACHE LET'S STOP
MARV THE SKY IS BLUE LET'S STOP
Emothy:
JOE, ORGASMS ARE EFFECTIVE PAINKILLERS IT'S BEEN PROVEN.
lmao
Zyn:
what if he never had one :(
Emothy:
...
Zyn
Captain Marvelous is the Galaxy's Greatest Lover.
He doesn't sleep until he's given his partner at least three orgasms.
In an hour.
so uh guys, any tips on how to write anything higher than PG13? I can psuedo!smut but after the LET'S GET NAKED AND THRASH THESE SHEETS YOU DIRTY ANIMAL LOLOLOL ARRRGGHHHH part i can't anymore. everything fails. jysus weeps and everyone starts singing utau utau.
Emothy:
In ten years, when we're... in our thirties omg...
REMEMBER THAT TIME WE THOUGHT WE WERE ADULTS BUT WE WERE PLAYING WITH DRAGONS?
Zyn:
my 24 year old me was breeding dragons WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE HUH HUH......cry
we'd talk about how sexy ryon is and then breed dragons
Emothy:
lmao
Zyn:
when i was in my 20s i wrote kinky fics for a children's show
Emothy:
Ryon is really sexy though
Zyn:
he really is ;;;
unforgiveably sexy
Emothy:
YEAH BUT DID YOU THOUGH, YOU WRITE FLUFF.
Disgustingly sexy
Zyn:
painfully sexy
NO I'M A LOSER I WROTE FLUFF BEC I GET CONFUSED WITH BODY PARTS
AND GENITALS
Emothy:
HOW CAN YOU GET CONFUSED ZYN, YOU HAVE BODY PARTS FOR REFERENCE.
RYOTA'S ELBOW.
Zyn:
THAT'S DIFFERENT YOU WONT GO
AND HE RUBBED HIS ELBOW AGAINST JOE'S NIPPLES
RIGHT?
Emothy:
LMAO
omg choking dying
Zyn:
THIS IS WHY I DONT WRITE PORN OK
Emothy:
PLEASE DO I'D LOVE IT SO DEARLY
Zyn:
STOP LAUGHING :|
NO
AND NATURALLY JOE WOULD BE LIKE WTF?
AND THAT'S A BONER KILLER
Emothy:
OH EVERYTHING IS A BONER KILLER FOR JOE, HE'S SUCH AN ICE QUEEN
Zyn:
LMAO
MARV IT'S 1 IN THE MORNING LET'S STOP
MARV THERE'S NEWS ON THE TV LET'S STOP
MARV I HAVE A TOOTHACHE LET'S STOP
MARV THE SKY IS BLUE LET'S STOP
Emothy:
JOE, ORGASMS ARE EFFECTIVE PAINKILLERS IT'S BEEN PROVEN.
lmao
Zyn:
what if he never had one :(
Emothy:
...
Zyn
Captain Marvelous is the Galaxy's Greatest Lover.
He doesn't sleep until he's given his partner at least three orgasms.
In an hour.
so uh guys, any tips on how to write anything higher than PG13? I can psuedo!smut but after the LET'S GET NAKED AND THRASH THESE SHEETS YOU DIRTY ANIMAL LOLOLOL ARRRGGHHHH part i can't anymore. everything fails. jysus weeps and everyone starts singing utau utau.
somehow DW saved all my Gaku icons when it cut down my icon limits 8D
Yeeeeeeeees, the things we discuss really need to be out there ;D
wut? dw cut your icons? why? hello ryonnie
http://i.imgur.com/V6ZTb.jpg lol
i will stop obsessing about elbows if write it that way skjfhka it's not that it's wrong it's just NO ONE'S ACTUALLY DOING THAT wtf you don't even knead dough with your elbow
the universe can handle the truth
because Cyn bought me paid time months ago but not it's expired ;;
OKAY YOU JUST WAIT AND WATCH ME DO THIS.
Ooooh I do still have a Gokai icon, just this one! ;;
I SEE bawww oh hello cake-tea
....I CAN WATCH?